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Oh yesh.
Nononononononono MOMMY!
Created on 2004-04-23 15:52:24 (#2929150), last updated 2009-03-12
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Basic Info| Name: | Sevvy Snape |
|---|---|
| Birthdate: | 1959-10-13 |
| Location: | Hogwarts, United Kingdom |
BioHello, I am Snape, the potions master. Oh yesh. A few facts about me:
-We hate girls, because pretty girls take pretty boys. Lily Evans...
-We tried to kiss James Potter once in the broom closet, but he slapped us. OwowowowowMyHeart!
-Lucius Malfoy convinced us back in 1st year that Boys are better than girls!
-Albus has a very pretty beard.
-As does Lucius have very pretty hair.
-Voldie and Sevvie Forever!!
-We secretly like it when James Potter calls us Snivellus. Oh yesh, pretty boy!!! MyHeart!
-I don't understand the appeal of boobs.
-If ever there was a man...
-This one time, with a man...
-What's that smell?
-If I invite a man to my birthday party, do you think he'd come?
-A man's gotta have a place to stay.
-I scored an outstandin' 440 on the SAT. COMPOSITE!
-The truth is, Voldie could slit my throat, and with one last gasping breath... I'd apologize for bleedin' on his shirt.
-Everythin that happens in 2 days up there, happens in 1 day down here..
-Uh--huh.
-We hate girls, because pretty girls take pretty boys. Lily Evans...
-We tried to kiss James Potter once in the broom closet, but he slapped us. OwowowowowMyHeart!
-Lucius Malfoy convinced us back in 1st year that Boys are better than girls!
-Albus has a very pretty beard.
-As does Lucius have very pretty hair.
-Voldie and Sevvie Forever!!
-We secretly like it when James Potter calls us Snivellus. Oh yesh, pretty boy!!! MyHeart!
-I don't understand the appeal of boobs.
-If ever there was a man...
-This one time, with a man...
-What's that smell?
-If I invite a man to my birthday party, do you think he'd come?
-A man's gotta have a place to stay.
-I scored an outstandin' 440 on the SAT. COMPOSITE!
-The truth is, Voldie could slit my throat, and with one last gasping breath... I'd apologize for bleedin' on his shirt.
-Everythin that happens in 2 days up there, happens in 1 day down here..
-Uh--huh.
ConnectInterests (116):
a certain area, a certain sexuality, accents, albus, albus' death, anatomy, being a historian, bill clinton, bodily functions, boys, breathing heavily, broom closets, broomsticks, bryan, burdy's, chicken, college, dark arts, dead bodies, death eater fun, death eaters, draco, erotica, farting, flappers, freduian psychology, george bush, gettin into mit, gigglin, giraffes, god, grease, hagrid, harry, harry potter, harry's late father, harvard yard, hating girls, hating lily evans, history, hogwarts, hot men, hurricane katrina, illegal activities, intelligence, intercourse, james potter, james' bod, jesus, jk rowling (my creator!), jon, kisses, kuttah, little boys, lord voldemort, lots of boys, love potions, love!, lucius malfoy, massachusetts institute of technology, masturbating, men, mit, mr. potter, my astounding intellect, my church youth group, my couch, my future, my heart, my mommy, my pants, my porcelain doll, my rocketship, my sat score, my vignettes, non'a that girlstuff, oh yesh, orgys, our new celebrity, panting, pilgrims, poetry, politics, porn, potions, professors, quidditch, religion, remus lupin, school, secret death eater meetings, sex, sexy black robes, sexy men, shelter, showers, sigmund freud, sirius black, slytherin, students, surviving hurricanes, the appeal of boobs?, the dark lord, the half-blood prince, the malfoys, the prefects bathroom, the roarin' 20's, the unbreakable vow, three, toilets, vignettes, voldemort, voldie, vulnerable firsties, watery eyed losers, yahweh
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