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March 12th, 2009

12:03 am - ive hadda lil bit 2 much.... i alwayz knew cranberriez cud mess u up... and i jus rilly need to pore my hart out to you rite now livejurnal. the otha nite sev and i went clubbin wit his motacycle crew.... now u may bee thinkin, why tha eff didnt sevvy hit up the club soona? welp it was becuz men hafta be 21 to get in and my fake id got stoled by sev you dumbasses!!! ennyway.... i popped my club chairy. we went to a club thats part of the gay-strate allyance so i new i wasnt gunna get beated or nuthin for bein a homo. so i had mahself a few cosmos and befor i new it i wuz gettin frisky all up on this latin dude. i cud feel my bona pressin in his rearside but he seemd to like it by this point im wasted (thanx cosmos) and befor i new it that really dirty akon song came on, the one thats like "i wanna touch you out on tha floor, i wanna fuk you" and i really like that song so i started singin along wit tha beat. so latin guy turns around and offas to buy me a whisky sour and i said ok. so i see him go ova to tha bar and oh god oh god oh gawd..... he starts talkin to sev. the two of them look ova at me and i can tell sev is talkin smack. fucka is tryin to mess up my game cuz hes still obviously in luv with me even tho hes the meanest peice of ass i eva had. so then sev and his motacycle crew take off with latin guy and guess what...... im left drunk (cosmos rilly mess you up.... i donno how carry bradshaw duz it) at the bar with no ride home cuz they took my bike. fuk my life Current Location: my hamok Current Mood: betraid Current Music: i wanna fuk you out on tha flor Tags: clubbin, cosmos, fuked up nights, gay-strate aliance, latins, the otha sev, whisky sours

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March 11th, 2009

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May 28th, 2007

11:23 am fasebuk dilited mae gess its time 2 fall bak on mah old nemisis... lj Current Location: lj, not fasebuk Current Mood: meh Tags: dilitid ackounts, me, revilations, what tha fuk fasebuk

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October 31st, 2006

11:16 am - me me me me me ya im on fasebuk now Current Location: BEDlam Current Mood: horny Current Music: im so esited and i jus cant hide it Tags: hottie hot time, post on my wall or else

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May 29th, 2006

03:50 pm She is paink! Current Mood: infuriated

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01:18 pm - SHAIN'T PAINK SHAIN'T PAINK Current Mood: determined Current Music: VICTORY MARCH

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January 2nd, 2006

05:20 pm I figgered somethin out today. I am Jesus. Now you be the Holy Spirit, lie on the floor next to me, and I'll show you what I can do. Current Mood: horny Tags: epiphanies, jesus, the holy spirit

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January 1st, 2006

01:05 pm - FUKKKKKKKKKKCCCCCCCC imma historian/ i luv oliver cramwail. Current Mood: FUCK Current Music: sumin sumin Tags: fukc fuck, history, oliva, that guy with the beard, that otha guy, that poet guy, the other sev

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December 21st, 2005

06:11 pm - Gonna hafta get that done soon... I just talked to the motha. Apparently I was neva castrated. Shit. Current Mood: lonely Tags: castration, marium, ya ya ya

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November 2nd, 2005

01:17 pm Jesus is in my pants. Current Mood: confused Current Music: squiriming. Tags: jesus, my pants, religion, ya ya ya

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September 10th, 2005

06:07 pm Burdys. Current Mood: horny Tags: burdys, erotica

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July 19th, 2005

04:39 pm I just had a horribul occlumensie lessen wit the Potter Boy, James's sun! This is me: I said, "Potter, don't say his name!" He said, "Dumbledore uses the name!" I said, "Well, that's Albus." He said, "The Dark Lord, I've ony heard Death Eaters call him that!" I said, "Ahhhhhhh!" The kid ain't got no talent neither, he ain't got the talent nor the nurve. A fuggin pushova! I didn't beg for the job, I didn't! Current Mood: crappy Current Music: I shure didn't say "lemme have the boy," that's for shure! Tags: james's sun, occlumensie

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01:54 pm I am the Half-Blood Prince! It's canon, it's canon, it's cannon! Current Mood: proud Current Music: me singin. Tags: canon, me

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July 12th, 2005

11:13 am Life is exsellent lately. I cant rememba a time i was more happy. truly. Ya see, the girls tried to kill me about a month ago. Yet here I am, not dead. Praise be to Albus. Current Mood: alive Current Music: me, sucking my lips. Tags: bein' alive, the gals, worshippin albus

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May 14th, 2005

01:44 pm - I'll sing it one last time for you. <3 Welp, I figger since I'mma gunna be dead soon anyways, I might as well update my livejournal. DEAR LORD IM GONNA MISS THE WORLD! I can't believe the girls are finally gunna go thru wit it. Killin' me. Un-fucking-believable! I enjoy usin' straws during promiscous activitys. yummy to my tummy!1 Current Mood: in love with the world! Current Music: sheeps. and jon playin' snow patrol. Tags: dammit, dyin, promiscous activitys, sex, straws, the gals

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March 27th, 2005

01:21 pm God damm Peter Penelope. He shure knows how to piss peeople off. Current Mood: enraged Current Music: the sink, okay. Tags: peter penelope

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March 26th, 2005

11:55 pm - "With you I fall so fast." Ashlee Simsin shure knows how to put it. I hate my goddammed life. "Non'a that girlstuff?" Oh, really? Gooddamn. I'm never fallin in love again. Current Mood: jaded Current Music: snoop dogg Tags: "girl stuff", bein jaded, love sucks ya ya ya

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March 18th, 2005

07:19 pm The only thing I'm good at is makin' a mess. Current Mood: worried Current Music: punk rock Tags: emo

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February 19th, 2005

04:33 pm - if i invite a man to my birthday party, do you think he'd come? Things been rathur bland latly. Kutta and Johnn keep bein mean and insultin me. I don gettit. I think I have a yeest infecton. Kutta wont tell me about them though, so Im not shure. Everything that happens in one day up there, happens in two days down here... Uh--huh. I hate musikans. Current Mood: curious Current Music: the toilet flushin' Tags: the gals, yeest infections

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January 17th, 2005

06:26 pm - can't we make this dream last forever? Europe's been treatin' me well. I hardly miss the girls any more. They were bitches anyway. I met a man. he's French, named Joseph madeline, and so good lookin'. we screwed on the couch on his porch the other day. then it started rainin' and got it all hot n dirty. The neighbors didnt even get too angry, french people dont care about stuff like that. I think Joseph is the one. I may never return to America. i think... i'm gettin' over vold. slowly but shurely. i'm so glad i dropped out of high schoool. uhhuh. the way i'm feelin' right now is best summed up in a beautiful song. it's by a woman called kellah clarksun. A moment like this, some people wait a lifetime for a moment like this some people search forever for that one special kiss oh, i can't believe it's happening to me some people wait a lifetime for a moment like this. - kellah clarksun. To think, 10 days ago, my world was crashin' down. i'm so jubullently happy now!! Current Mood: genuinely happy Current Music: Kellah Clarksun - A Moment Like This... Tags: bein in love, droppin out, europe, france, joseph, kellah clarksun, lyrics, musik

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